1 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:25,651 L.A. is like nowhere. 2 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,903 Everybody who lives here is lost. 3 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,784 - Hey, Dark. - Hey, what, Mel? 4 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,327 You want me to? 5 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:47,501 Huh, yeah, huh. 6 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:49,086 Well, then. 7 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,881 Beg for it. 8 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,177 Beg me. 9 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:19,950 - My name's Montgomery. - Hi. 10 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,662 You've got the deepest, darkest eyes I've ever seen. 11 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,498 It's like I could just tumble right into them 12 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:28,375 and fall forever. 13 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,428 I just love the smell of fear 14 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,766 and boy mixed together. 15 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:45,267 Don't you, Kriss? 16 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,858 What are you gawking at? 17 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,569 Looks like we've got a deviant on our hands here, Kozy. 18 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,948 We just hate, hate, hate 19 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:01,951 any sort of deviation from the norm. 20 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,787 Deviants are the scourge contaminating 21 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,873 this great nation. 22 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,007 Dark! 23 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,803 Dark, are you in there flogging the puppy again? 24 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:25,599 Let me in, I gotta wash this crap off my face. 25 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,935 Mom, can you wait just a sec, please? 26 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:31,730 Honey, I have to rot my life away in a 9:00 to 5:00 hell hole 27 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,859 to support your lazy, juvenile delinquent ass, remember? 28 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:38,529 Sweetheart. 29 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:40,406 Chipmunk. 30 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,993 My little ray of sunshine. 31 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:51,834 Open up this mother humpin' door now! 32 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,837 Jesus, can you hold on? 33 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,261 Cripes, it's as soggy as an armpit in here. 34 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,722 How long have you been in that shower abusing yourself? 35 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,682 You pump your handle too much, young man, 36 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,434 it's gonna wither up and fall off. 37 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,979 Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! 38 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,481 Bitch. 39 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:25,075 ♪ Never understand me ♪ 40 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,835 ♪ Understand me ♪ 41 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,170 Ew! 42 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:41,383 ♪ It's too confused ♪ 43 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:45,137 ♪ This is never found ♪ 44 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,346 Homework/March 25 45 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,229 Mel, I gotta make a documentary about somebody I care about 46 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,731 and it's due next Wednesday. 47 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,776 And whoever said you care about me anyways? 48 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,527 Didn't I give you Cap'n Crunch decoder ring 49 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,820 back in the sixth grade? 50 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,074 That was Angelique Tewksbury, dorkball. 51 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,327 Oh, hey, take your shirt off. 52 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,830 Come on, it'll give Professor Starkweather 53 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,624 a boner and he'll give me an A. 54 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,167 I'm sure. Take your Prozac, Dark. 55 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,253 What's the matter? You scared? 56 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,214 - No. - Think of the scandal. 57 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,966 Everyone in class will be all outraged. 58 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,055 Is this what you wanna see? 59 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,848 Oh, yeah. 60 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:30,682 Man. 61 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,312 City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. 62 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:36,939 S'up, bonzo dog breath? 63 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,900 - Need a ride to class? - Nah, I'm not going. 64 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,610 Dark, you are totally gonna bite 65 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,737 the whole eight credits you're retaking this semester. 66 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,865 I got some editing to do on my 101 project. 67 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,992 Then I'll probably head over to the Hole for some chow. 68 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,453 Oh, maybe I'll go with. I just got my period. 69 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,205 I'm in full tilt pig out mode. 70 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,582 Oh, and make sure you edit my boobs out. 71 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:59,419 I do not want every wally on campus ogling my chimichangas. 72 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,964 Hey, Lucifer's not with you, is she? 73 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,174 I cannot stomach seeing her butt-ugly likeness 74 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,343 - this early in the day. - Lick my box, Rover. 75 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,053 Clean the maggots out of it first, 76 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,139 - you stinky oyster. - You guys. 77 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,598 I mean it, Mel. 78 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,809 I do not want to have to look at that tarantula woman 79 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,227 over my morning espresso. 80 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:16,395 Don't be a seizure queen. 81 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,272 I'll pick you up in like 15. 82 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,107 Mel, I told you I'm editing. 83 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,650 See ya, lover boy. 84 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,071 How you can continue to frog that annoying buttload 85 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,948 when you have someone as sexy and rad as me around? 86 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,409 What would life be without a little mystery. 87 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,369 - Mel? - Quoi? 88 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,413 You wenches done in there or what? 89 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,957 I gotta whiz like a busted fire hose. 90 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,546 Finale. 91 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,174 Oh, if it isn't widdle baby Zero. 92 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:46,550 Cut it out. 93 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,386 Bye. 94 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,181 Gross, huh? 95 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,185 So, you hittin' Jujyfruit's party tonight? 96 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,271 Puleez, Zero, how did you hear about it? 97 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,106 Hey. 98 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,194 You're not invited, shrimp skin. You're barely old enough to shave. 99 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,237 Felch me. 100 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,159 Come on, I got a date with Zoe and she totally wants to go. 101 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,161 I already scored the car from Mom. 102 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,455 Life sucks. 103 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:19,082 ♪ I, I, I, I, I, I ♪ 104 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,502 I've got the skeeviest zit sprouting in the middle of my forehead. 105 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,006 {\an8}It's gonna be a full on third eye by the time we get to Jujyfruit's party. 106 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,382 I hate that. 107 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,176 What I hate is when you get a zit way down 108 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,386 in your back in a spot where you can't even reach to pop it. 109 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,639 If you pop a zit on your forehead, 110 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,266 you can get blood poisoning and die, you know. 111 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,018 Lucifer, you are so dumb, 112 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,479 you should donate your brain to a monkey science fair. 113 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,106 I read it in "Mouth to Mouth," squirtle fungus. 114 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,691 Mel, what's this? 115 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,487 - What? - Dark being born. 116 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:50,989 Mature. 117 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,825 Yuk, yuk, yuk. 118 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:57,496 ♪ I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody ♪ 119 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,123 {\an8}- Whoa, Mel, back it up. - What? 120 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,333 {\an8}Just back up, all right? 121 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,044 {\an8}GOD HELP ME 122 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,425 Need a lift? 123 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,552 Well? 124 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,137 You're I my modern society class, aren't you? 125 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,431 - Yeah, I think. - Name's Dark. 126 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,809 It's Dark, like absence of light. 127 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,144 Or dork like we call him. 128 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,105 Cram it, fur burger. 129 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,231 This is Mel. 130 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,191 The loud mouth hag is Lucifer. 131 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,068 Mont-Montgomery. 132 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,195 We're on our way to the Hole for some breakfast. 133 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,280 You wanna join? 134 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,491 I, I kinda have class. 135 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,701 We'll eat quick and drop you. 136 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:38,620 Come on. 137 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,293 So what's with the camcorder? Are you in film class? 138 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,211 Dark thinks he's gonna be the next Clive Barker. 139 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,504 Right. 140 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,923 Eat my turbo, will you, Lucifer. 141 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,177 Actually, I'm convinced I'm gonna die soon 142 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:59,224 in like a spectacular plane crash, fire, chemical explosion 143 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,477 and I'm gonna film so there'll be like this cool record of my own death 144 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:03,854 because I take my camera with me wherever I go. 145 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,940 Isn't that just so bitchin'? 146 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,608 Will you please just shut up. 147 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,360 How do you know? 148 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:15,032 - Know what? - That you're gonna, you know, die? 149 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,283 I feel it. 150 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,953 It's like a prenomination. 151 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,787 You mean premonition? 152 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,251 - Whatever. - No, I don't understand. 153 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,961 How can you have one 154 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,755 if you don't even know how to pronounce the freakin' word. 155 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,632 I'm about to lose my temper, Lucifer, and I am gonna deck you. 156 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,259 You guys. 157 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,514 Alyssa. 158 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,641 Oops. 159 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,771 Clumsy me. 160 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,397 Hi, Montgomery. 161 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,776 What are you doing here? 162 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,653 Aren't you supposed to be in thermonuclear catastrophes class? 163 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,073 Yeah, well. 164 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,493 Hey. 165 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,706 Do you know what today is? 166 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,167 Friday? 167 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,169 No, dodo bird. 168 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,212 It's Armageddon Day, 169 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,173 the day the world's supposed to end. 170 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,592 Like, have you ever heard of the rapture? 171 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,345 The Siouxsie and the Banshees album? 172 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,349 No, it's like this radical religious movement 173 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,101 in South Cambodia 174 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,646 and all these thousands of people are giving up their worldly possessions 175 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,483 and leaving their families all in preparation for the rapture, 176 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,318 ascending into heaven 177 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,654 on the day that Christ returns to earth 178 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,823 and the world is destroyed 179 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:42,244 and according to those scriptures, today is that day. 180 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,164 Like what are we supposed to do? 181 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,374 I don't know. 182 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,543 Alyssa are you gonna join us back here 183 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,545 on planet Earth sometimes this decade or what? 184 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,882 - Hi, Dingbat. - Hi. 185 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,510 - Hey, Montgomery. - Hi. 186 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,596 Hey, Alyssa, me and Egg have been waiting for like eons. 187 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,306 I'm coming. 188 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,142 Hey, Dingbat? 189 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,977 Can you help me study for my history of lethal epidemics midterm? 190 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,523 Yeah, um, Sunday, nine-ish. 191 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,275 - Cool. - Cool. 192 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,235 Are you going to the kick the can game today? 193 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,487 Duh, yes. 194 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,157 Come on, I'm fully prepare to pork major. 195 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,033 - Bye, Montgomery. - Bye. 196 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,118 See ya. 197 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,413 I gotta burn these calories fast 198 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,457 before I blow up. 199 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,252 - Let's go rollerblading or something. - I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off 200 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,379 with an acetylene torch. 201 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,630 Well, that can be arranged. 202 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,134 I'd better get back to class. 203 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,012 Are you okay, man? You look kinda pale. 204 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,513 Yeah, I'm fine. 205 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,600 I gotta go. 206 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,268 Well, we're on our way out, we'll drive you. 207 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,313 Are you sure you don't wanna come with? 208 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,608 I think I'm gonna go to the record store. 209 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,193 - How now brown cow. - Cowboy. 210 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,989 Hi. 211 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,200 - So, I'll see you later? - Yeah. 212 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,493 Hey, you guys playing kick the can tonight? 213 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,077 Huh? 214 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,622 Kick the can at 10 o'clock on the old baseball field. 215 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,123 Before Jujyfruit's party, man. 216 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250 You're gonna be there, right? 217 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,085 Sure. 218 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,255 Let's evacuate, please. 219 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,382 Hey, don't forget our gig at the Buttcrack next Wednesday. 220 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,842 Who's opening? 221 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:24,221 Sandy Duncan's eye and Jayne Mansfield's head. 222 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,014 Vogue. 223 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,266 I met the drummer for Sandy Duncan's eye at a party. 224 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,268 Reeks like a barnyard animal. 225 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,645 So come late then and just see us. 226 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,729 Bye. 227 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,900 Hey, have you seen Bart around today? 228 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,740 You know, we were supposed to rehearse this morning 229 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,327 and he like totally flaked again. 230 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,206 Barty boy, I haven't seen you in a golden age. 231 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,165 Yeah, I've been busy. 232 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,752 Busy jonesin', you mean, huh? 233 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,045 Whatev. 234 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,886 Come on, Handjob, quit screwin' around. 235 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,310 Hey, Bart, to whom do we owe the pleasure? 236 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,728 Hi, Kriss, Kozy. 237 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,692 We were hopin' you were here for an appointment. 238 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,652 Actually me and Handjob's were just conducting 239 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,736 a bit of business. 240 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,613 Oh, bummer. 241 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,409 Isn't that a humongous bummer, Kriss? 242 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:32,205 Bart's here for my brand of bliss today, ladies. 243 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,456 I don't know what to do. 244 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,794 It's hard enough being in a band with your boyfriend, 245 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,255 but when stuff like this starts happening, 246 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,132 I mean, what am I supposed to do, fire him? 247 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,802 You break up, at least. 248 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,930 Okay, ladies. 249 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,480 Scarf. 250 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,325 So what's up with my video, man? 251 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,745 I'm still in the conceptualizing stages. 252 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,206 Don't worry, it's gonna blow your testes off. 253 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,542 - Yeah? - You and Bart are trapped inside 254 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,462 this like gigantic, slimy uterus. 255 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,260 - Glug. - Are you gonna? 256 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,847 I promised my mom I'd stop for a week, you? 257 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,641 I'm just gonna do a bunch of speed later 258 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,142 and not eat for like three days. 259 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,941 ♪ You know ♪ 260 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:27,195 ♪ You are the reason why ♪ 261 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,782 ♪ You are the reason why ♪ 262 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,249 Oh, I'm... 263 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:44,838 I'm sorry. Sorry. 264 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,759 Isn't that? 265 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,303 Oh, my God. 266 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,890 Well, I guess I better go and hunt for him. 267 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,517 Can you drop me at Aran's? 268 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,519 - I wanna score the new Dead Puppies CD. - Sure. 269 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,692 Wait, I'm sorry. The door was unlocked and I-- 270 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,526 Forget about it. 271 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,529 What's your name? 272 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,032 Egg. 273 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,994 Well, I mean, my real name's Polly, but my friends all call me Egg. 274 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,495 Egg? 275 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,540 Dweebie, I know, but it just kinda stuck. 276 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,833 Well, hi, Egg. I'm-- 277 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,002 I know who you are, duh. 278 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,129 I'm not from another dimension. 279 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,594 He looks shorter in person. 280 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,971 Well, so what, he's still a total definition of yummy. 281 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,557 Oh, my God, what did he say? 282 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,642 Nothing, really. 283 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,520 He just, he invited me to go for a walk. 284 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,147 What? 285 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,690 Hey, did you hear what happened to Marcus? 286 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,609 His butt hole fell out and he has to have surgery. 287 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,277 Oh, Henry. 288 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,536 Oona-eye! 289 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,499 Let's go. 290 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,253 Are we still in reality? 291 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,964 My palm itches. 292 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,758 Where's your twin brother, Shad? 293 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,850 Death. 294 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,977 Cool. 295 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,526 Have I ever told you I love you? 296 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,196 Stow it and pay the lady, Shad. 297 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,409 Watch out, breeders! 298 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,037 What out yourself, you freakin' lezbots. 299 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,373 Eat my Bermuda triangle, Shad. 300 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,416 Whoo! 301 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,964 Race! 302 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:59,848 ♪ I just want to be a freak ♪ 303 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,934 Ouch. You all right? 304 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,686 ♪ I want to be a freak ♪ 305 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,520 Kill. 306 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,565 Ow. 307 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,943 Hey, look who it is. 308 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,156 Hey, Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister 309 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,743 over there with her disgusting Bosco-flavored girlfriend? 310 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,454 Insert it in your clammy crevice, will you, Shannon? 311 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,792 Hey, I think I need to pump up again. 312 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,628 I could use a firm up, too. 313 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,047 Pukity. 314 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,092 Kiss it and make it better. 315 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,352 So what are you gonna wear to Jujyfruit's party tonight? 316 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,478 Clothes. 317 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,609 Can I borrow your human sexology notes from last Friday? 318 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,444 Am I like the only person 319 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,738 on this cosmic plane who ever goes to class? 320 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,116 Hey, do you think Montgomery likes me? 321 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,036 He's weird. 322 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,287 - You think. - Oh, Alyssa. 323 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,249 - Hey, Ducky. - Hi, Ducky. 324 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,086 I just woke up. 325 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,088 Really? 326 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,590 You guys hear Muriel's in Cedar Sinai? 327 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,926 - Who's Muriel? - My stepmom. 328 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,510 She's like way anorexic. 329 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,804 Passed out in her low-impact aerobics class 330 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,681 and they had to carry her out on a stretcher. 331 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,849 Oh, drag. 332 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,144 So you guys gonna be at the kick the can game later? 333 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,228 I am. 334 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,948 - Later tater tots. - All right. 335 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,701 Hi, Elvis. 336 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,330 Where you been? 337 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916 Places. Get on. 338 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,126 What does she see in that scuzz ball? 339 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,675 You smell like a wet dog. 340 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,594 - Complaining? - Nope. 341 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,722 Meow. 342 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,186 Hey, you seen Egg? It's her turn to recycle the aluminum. 343 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,896 Oh, my God, you haven't heard. 344 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,608 Your sister just left here with, not even, you're not gonna believe this. 345 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,277 Do you ever watch "Baywatch?" 346 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,904 Do you think this is completely freaky or what? 347 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,197 What? 348 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,282 You know, hanging out with me like this? 349 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,537 Well, it's a little surreal, I guess. 350 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,625 You have no idea how sucky it is being like a celebrity. 351 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,878 Everybody treats you like you're not even a person anymore, 352 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,797 like you're this thing, this entity. 353 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,841 You're eating dinner in some restaurant 354 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,885 or going to the movies or whatever and people just stare and point at you 355 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,887 and start whispering to their friends 356 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,639 like you're, like you're some exhibit in a freak show. 357 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,100 Wow. 358 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,977 That's why I like being with you. 359 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,521 I mean, I don't know you that well or anything, 360 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:57,567 but you seem, I don't know different, neat. 361 00:21:58,943 --> 00:21:59,861 Thanks. 362 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,740 - Do you wanna sit? - Sure. 363 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,866 Oh, my God. 364 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,367 Jujyfruit's party's tonight 365 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,869 and I have no clue who to go with. 366 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,164 - What about Jason? - I'm going with Jason. 367 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,667 Well, then I'll go with Tomas. 368 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,210 I thought you were going with Tomas? 369 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,129 Tomas has a dinky weenie. 370 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,839 You did Tomas? 371 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,050 Ooh, I'm sure, gross. 372 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,718 I thought Jason was doing Tomas? 373 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,220 Jason's doing that valley slut hole, Ilene Schwartzkopf. 374 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,015 - Untrue, says who. - Eileen. 375 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,600 And you believe her? 376 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,728 Hello, she lives in Whittier. 377 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,731 If Jason did Ilene, then he must've done Richard. 378 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,274 Who's Richard? 379 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,984 Ilene's other scag. 380 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,278 Like she's totally into these kinko three ways. 381 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,572 Ilene is a whore. 382 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,283 Is Richard the surfer with the hair lip that drives the black Jetta? 383 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:48,826 No, he's got a Lexus. 384 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,037 I thought he hung himself? 385 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,997 Yeah, well, he's like totally gorgeous. 386 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,207 Plus he's got a Lexus. 387 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:57,043 - Is he gay? - Who, Jason? 388 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,294 Richard? 389 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,712 Tomas. 390 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,299 Well, duh, what do you think, dingleberry. 391 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,093 I swear Trudi, you can be so. 392 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,231 Yeah, I wanna write and direct. 393 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:25,196 I have to ensure that the artistic integrity 394 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:30,201 of this project isn't compromised. 395 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,122 Ah, first thing Monday. 396 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,751 I ever so solemnly swear. 397 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,170 Okay. 398 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,089 Ciao. 399 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,510 GF Christ, hold on. 400 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,102 Coming. 401 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,318 Where is he? 402 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:10,283 - Where is he? - Uh, he was here like an hour or so ago, 403 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,954 but no, man, he's not here now. 404 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,874 See, Barty boy has left the building. 405 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,750 Where'd he go, man? 406 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,960 Did he say where he was going? 407 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,211 Heaven. 408 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:28,342 He said he was taking a hike up the old stairway to heaven. 409 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,431 Bye. 410 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,933 My hat. 411 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,269 Where's my hat? 412 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:39,729 So are you in school? 413 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,357 Studying? 414 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,152 I don't know, nothing. 415 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,487 Well, I mean, a bunch of stuff. 416 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,991 Nothing specific. 417 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,743 Well, just as long as you're not in the industry. 418 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,995 I've sworn off all actresses, models, D-girls, you name it. 419 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,079 Forever. 420 00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,207 I have this fantasy. 421 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,294 It's probably cornball or romantic, I know, 422 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,173 but sometimes I just wanna disappear, 423 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,134 meet up with someone special and just run away, 424 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,219 never be heard from again. 425 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,137 Don't you think that'd be killer? 426 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,431 Uh-huh. 427 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,350 Me, too. 428 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,446 I figured you'd be here. 429 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:34,784 Hey, dude. 430 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,994 Bart, you promised me, man. 431 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,372 Sorry. 432 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,958 Cowboy, I'm really sorry. 433 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,626 Bart, you've got to get clean, man. 434 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,963 You've got to or it's all over. 435 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,967 Okay, you, me, the band, the whole falafel. 436 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,428 I will, Cowboy, you know I will. 437 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,514 I mean it this time, Bart. 438 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,643 Come here. 439 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,022 Come up here. 440 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,656 No, man. 441 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:15,908 Just get clean. 442 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,039 I'll do anything to help you through it, but we cannot do this anymore. 443 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,499 You get it? 444 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:25,710 No more. 445 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:32,925 I love you, dude. 446 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,520 Fuck. 447 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:52,153 - Thirsty? - Dyin'. 448 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,741 So, how you doin', smiley? 449 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,246 Okay. 450 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,623 Now. 451 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,883 Mel? 452 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,676 Dark? 453 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,764 I love you, Mel. 454 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,600 Totally true and pure. 455 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,186 Mutual. 456 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,398 I just wish we didn't get together 457 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,609 with like so many other people and stuff. 458 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:40,409 Palooka, you know that I firmly believe 459 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:47,416 that human beings are built for sex and for love 460 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,713 and that we should dole out as much as possible 461 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,758 before we're old and ugly and nobody wants to touch us anymore. 462 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,221 I know. 463 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:03,391 And just because I make it 464 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,103 with other guys and girls, 465 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,232 it has no effect whatsoever 466 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,858 on my feelings for you. 467 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:16,612 Sometimes I feel so old-fashioned and from another planet. 468 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,739 It's like I'm half a person without you. 469 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,910 You're so cute. 470 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,634 Life is so complicated. 471 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,719 I wrote a poem for you last night. 472 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,764 - Want me to read it to you? - No. 473 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,521 Hey, Elvis, do you believe in God? 474 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,819 I don't believe in anything. 475 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,326 You have to believe in something. 476 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:06,662 No, I don't. 477 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:11,375 Tie me up. 478 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,755 Okay, Mr. Kinky. 479 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,473 This okay? 480 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:28,225 Tighter! Tighter! 481 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,813 Now the pants, baby, the pants. 482 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,201 Okay now, spank me, baby. 483 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:48,996 Spank my hot, tight, rock hard ass! 484 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,208 Harder! 485 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,293 Harder! 486 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,253 Harder! 487 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:05,346 Elvis, I, uh, I love you. 488 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,308 Ditto hug bunny. 489 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:19,860 I love you, Lilith, I love you, 490 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,612 more than life, more than death. 491 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:25,324 More than time more than space, I love you. 492 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,784 I love you! 493 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:33,415 I bet you say that to all the girls. 494 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,799 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 495 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,843 - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! - Mommy! 496 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,389 - Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! - Daddy! Daddy! 497 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,524 In this world of depravity and perversion, 498 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,402 {\an8}who is the only one that can lead you 499 00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:05,573 {\an8}out of the muck, out of the dank, filthy swamp 500 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:08,284 {\an8}that mankind has fool-heartedly sunken into? 501 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,703 {\an8}Jesus. 502 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:17,001 {\an8}Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, who died on the cross for our sins. 503 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,504 {\an8}Welcome Jesus into your lives, brothers and sisters, 504 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:24,883 {\an8}so that he can show you the way into the true kingdom of God. 505 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,844 {\an8}I read someplace that dude's got like 12 wives. 506 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:32,016 - I think I'm drunk. - Most excellent. 507 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,272 To destiny. 508 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,198 - Hey. - What? 509 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,377 You are so beautiful. 510 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,192 Wait, stop. 511 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,615 Don't play little innocent virgin with me, babe. 512 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,866 You want me, admit. 513 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,618 You wanna make it with me 514 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,536 so you can go back to your little slutter friends 515 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:37,039 and say, "Hey, I just screwed a big star, aren't I just so bitchin?" 516 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,668 No. 517 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:48,509 No, please, don't, don't, don't. Please, don't. 518 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,681 What are you gonna do? 519 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:57,643 What are you gonna do to me, no. 520 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,316 Sir? Excuse me, sir. Is everything all right? 521 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,110 Yeah, everything's fine. 522 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,820 I just knocked over a chair by accident. 523 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,698 Sorry to bother you, sir. 524 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:11,865 Have a good evening. 525 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,117 Thanks. 526 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,829 Well, that was a close call, now wasn't it? 527 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:20,082 But tonight, tonight is your lucky night, little Egg, 528 00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:23,460 because you're gonna get the best doggin' of our perky, pathetic little life 529 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,796 and you're gonna love every second of it. 530 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:28,507 You'll gonna feel like you just died and went straight to heaven. 531 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:51,572 ♪ Why can't I feel the things that I'm supposed to ♪ 532 00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:55,033 ♪ And why can't I stand you ♪ 533 00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,079 Ah! 534 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,708 ♪ Why can't I see what I have to do ♪ 535 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,837 ♪ To make it you ♪ 536 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:15,345 Dear, sweet and tender Bart. 537 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:22,936 How do you spell relief? 538 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,453 Isn't sex just the best tension release there is? 539 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:45,793 It's like a really good, sweaty game of racquetball 540 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,087 only you get to come at the end. 541 00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:53,926 I adore you. 542 00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,805 What a nice thing to say. 543 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:03,519 Why don't we just bout the kick the can game 544 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,521 and hide away here in my room forever? 545 00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:07,606 What time is it? 546 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,193 No way. 547 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,822 I was supposed to pick up Lucifer 20 minutes ago. 548 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:19,201 - Mel. - She is totally gonna roast my rump. 549 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:21,453 - Mel. - Angel boy, I gotta go. 550 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,622 Mel, wait a second. 551 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,460 Will you marry me? 552 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:35,801 You are too precious for words. 553 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,680 Okay. 554 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,432 I'll see you at kick the can 555 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,727 and don't forget it's your turn to provide the X. 556 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:54,528 Love you pooh butter. Bye. 557 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:20,804 Zero? 558 00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:23,974 - Yeah, Zoe, it's me. - Be right down. 559 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,777 Hey, homie, why so jumpy? 560 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:40,407 I, I just, nothing. 561 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,662 Mm, strawberry. 562 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,128 I missed you. 563 00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:56,590 You just saw me the day before yesterday, kumquat. 564 00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:58,592 So, I missed you anyway. 565 00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:00,469 You mean, Gilligan here missed me? 566 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,305 We both did. 567 00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:06,767 You're our favorite person in this whole wide scuzz bucket world. 568 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,063 You're the sweetest boy ever. 569 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,949 So, did you get the address of Jujyfruit's party? 570 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,579 - Zero! - Hey, would I ever let you down? 571 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,051 It was great. 572 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,684 I won't forget. 573 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:56,900 Thank you. 574 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,012 Miracle AIDS cure turns out to be a hoax. 575 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:28,890 The Atari Gang continue their reign of terror in the city 576 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:32,936 and Palos Verdes City Councilwoman, Andrea Sperling, 577 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,313 insists here teenage son was kidnapped 578 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,567 {\an8}and experimented on by space aliens. 579 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,820 {\an8}And now a word from our sponsor. 580 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:10,223 Tough tits, dick weed. You're it. 581 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,233 Tabitha time. 582 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:15,789 One, two, three, 583 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,793 four, five, six, seven, 584 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,796 eight, nine, ten. 585 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:28,260 11, 12, 13, 13, 13. 586 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:35,183 17, 18, 19, 20. 587 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:40,105 There it is, babe. 588 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:44,943 The vast and arid wasteland of glittering filth, emptiness and death. 589 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,195 Hooray. 590 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:54,536 Hey, did you hear about the old guy in Brentwood who croaked 591 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,956 and then by the time his neighbors found him, 592 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,959 his dog had eaten half his face off. 593 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,172 Dogs eating people is cool. 594 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,848 Let the love feast begin. 595 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:28,862 - Occupied, dude. - Sorry. 596 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,407 Hey, you guys goin' to Jujyfruit's party? 597 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,618 Buzz off, twerp. 598 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,998 Goddamn chipmunks. 599 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,463 Now what? 600 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,470 Uh-uh. 601 00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:56,640 Right there. 602 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,269 There. 603 00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:30,382 Tastes good? 604 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,324 I just love the milk chocolatety goodness. 605 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,578 Come out, come out wherever you are. 606 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:07,252 What a goombah. 607 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:10,547 - You see him? - He's 50 feet from the can. 608 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,967 He's so blitzkrieged, he's staggering around. 609 00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,806 - Ducky? - What? 610 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:26,313 Have you ever like, it's none of my business or anything, 611 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:28,440 but I kinda heard this rumor 612 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,776 that you're kind of like waiting for the right person. 613 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,279 That is not true. 614 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,573 Okay, I've done it. 615 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,201 - I'm so sure. - With who? 616 00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:43,079 Lots of people a bunch of different times, okay? 617 00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,582 Oh. 618 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,555 What did you do that for? 619 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,100 I think you chipped my tooth. 620 00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:06,978 Come on. 621 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:11,274 Free! 622 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,539 Cripes, don't bust your ball sack. 623 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:31,169 You... You scared me. 624 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,337 Obvious. 625 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,964 Has Dark been through here yet? 626 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:37,801 No. 627 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,721 Well, Ducky and Dingbat are already free. 628 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,182 Dark is so swacked, he's already doing the Cujo. 629 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:48,561 You know, the Cujo? 630 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,565 Oh. 631 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:56,194 Well, later. 632 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,072 Don't let the boogey man get you. 633 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,074 Right. 634 00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:17,132 Jesus, Cowboy. 635 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,521 Yum. 636 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:41,865 Your turn. 637 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,493 Yabba dabba doo. 638 00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:48,204 Let's go, baby. 639 00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:54,335 Let's go, go, go. 640 00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,756 Oh, God, your mouth feels like 641 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,968 I'm dipping my joystick into boiling hot oil. 642 00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:14,522 You like sucking on that long pipe, don't you, darling? 643 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:22,405 I wanna die! 644 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,867 Let's all die! 645 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,704 What is it? 646 00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:33,249 Nothing, I just. 647 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,506 Elvis, have you ever wondered what would happen 648 00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:41,257 if the big earthquake hit 649 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,886 and all the nuclear power plants in California blew up? 650 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:51,434 I mean, what would they do 651 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,811 with all that hundreds of thousands of dead bodies? 652 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,608 Babycakes, let's go back to sleep. 653 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:06,449 ♪ I can feel your touch ♪ 654 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:11,955 ♪ I'm reaching out in this love ♪ 655 00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:13,581 I've read all the books 656 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,500 and listened to all the tapes on how to get rich. 657 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,709 Was bombed at guerrilla base 658 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,296 killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians. 659 00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,388 Polly, honey, everything all right? 660 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:30,390 I'm fine, Dad? 661 00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:31,891 You want something to eat? 662 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:34,269 We saved you some shepherd's pie. 663 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:37,564 No, thanks. I'm not very hungry. 664 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:39,274 You sure? 665 00:47:39,274 --> 00:47:40,817 We can heat it up in the micro. 666 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,735 Thanks, Dad, really. 667 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,281 I ate already with Alyssa and Dingbat. 668 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:48,700 Maybe later then. 669 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,618 Okay. 670 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:55,248 And wear this in high style, 3729, $34.95. 671 00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,296 {\an8}Are you lost my little lambs? Confused? 672 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,674 Don't know which way in this world to turn? 673 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:09,637 Back in a flash. 674 00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:28,865 Damn. 675 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,745 Godzilla, you there, man. 676 00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:35,830 Pick up, pick up, come on. 677 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,876 Hey, you gotta help me out, man. 678 00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:43,755 I need that address for the party tonight at the Jujyfruit dude's place, 679 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,049 so when you get this message, 680 00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:49,302 leave the address on my machine and I'll beep in. 681 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,554 Thanks, Holmes. 682 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,642 Once we get there, I'm gonna rip Jujyfruit's balls off 683 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,518 and wear them as beef earrings. 684 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,604 Yeah, well, they're not gonna go with those shoes, you low rent whore. 685 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,315 - Hey, where's the crystal? - Yes. 686 00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:03,274 Who's got the crystal? 687 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,611 Well, did you get the address? 688 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,489 - You are a drug pig. - Didn't I tell you? 689 00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:10,823 I'm rubber, you're glue. 690 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,825 Don't worry about a thing, babe. 691 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,285 - Hold on. - You're the best. 692 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,829 Montgomery? 693 00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,457 Mel? 694 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:22,293 Butthead hog bitch Lucifer? 695 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,341 Anybody here? 696 00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:38,017 Ow. 697 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,084 Montgomery. 698 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:07,964 Dude. 699 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:35,658 {\an8}Hello, children of God, will you do me this one teeny little old favor. 700 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:37,118 {\an8}Yes. 701 00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:39,746 {\an8}Wherever you are, put down whatever it is 702 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:40,913 {\an8}you're doing and close your eyes. 703 00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:42,457 {\an8}Come on, do it with me now. 704 00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:45,126 {\an8}Don't be shy, nobody's watching. 705 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:46,669 {\an8}Close your eyes, shut them tight. 706 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,799 {\an8}Now along with me, think about heaven. 707 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:55,178 {\an8}Concentrate. 708 00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:59,056 {\an8}Get a full color widescreen picture in your mind. 709 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:01,976 {\an8}Ain't it nice? 710 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,898 {\an8}Ain't it so downright beautiful. 711 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:08,941 Just feel it. 712 00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:15,072 {\an8}Feel that white, pure, holy light cascading through your veins, 713 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:18,367 {\an8}coursing through your body and soul. 714 00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:22,747 Praise sweet Jesus, whoa! 715 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:27,001 {\an8}Now, doesn't that make you feel so much better? 716 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,505 {\an8}Just thinking about going straight to heaven, 717 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:35,968 {\an8}doesn't it make you feel so gosh darn good inside? 718 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:42,266 Inner peace, harmony, eternal everlasting salvation. 719 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,643 {\an8}It is yours people. 720 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:47,396 {\an8}All yours and all you have to do is believe. 721 00:51:48,648 --> 00:51:49,690 {\an8}Believe. 722 00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:53,820 {\an8}Do you believe, my fellow children of God? 723 00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,657 {\an8}What's that, I can't hear you, brothers and sisters. 724 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:59,867 {\an8}Believe, we believe. 725 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,578 {\an8}I cannot hear you brothers and sisters. 726 00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:04,747 We believe. 727 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,541 We believe. 728 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:08,626 {\an8}I cannot hear you, brothers and sisters. 729 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,212 {\an8}It's like I got cotton balls stuck in my ears. 730 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,172 - We believe. - We believe. 731 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:15,174 You at home, you gotta help me out. 732 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,844 {\an8}You gotta let me know, you gotta let Jesus know. 733 00:52:17,844 --> 00:52:20,471 We believe. We believe. 734 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,181 {\an8}Louder, brothers and sisters. 735 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:27,728 {\an8}Let Jesus hear your proud, strong magnificent forces roar. 736 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:31,899 - We believe, we believe. - We believe. 737 00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:36,028 We believe, we believe. 738 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:38,823 We believe. 739 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,826 We believe. 740 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,791 You are such the driving talent. 741 00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,337 Hey, loser. 742 00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:57,466 Where's Montgomery? 743 00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,552 Everybody else is free. 744 00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:01,512 We can't wait around for him all friggin' night. 745 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,014 I saw him in the locker room a while ago, 746 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:04,098 did you check in there? 747 00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:05,600 What's the matter, Dark? 748 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,145 Isn't that his cross? 749 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,856 What, did he get bored and go home or something? 750 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:15,318 That guy is so capital L-A-M-E. 751 00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:17,862 I vote we migrate to the party, okay? 752 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,864 The keg's already extinct, I'm sure. 753 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,241 Don't you think maybe we ought to wait for him? 754 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,535 - I mean, what if-- - He can hook up with us later. 755 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:25,828 He knows the address. 756 00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:29,498 Besides, I know if it's the 'stacey, 757 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:32,126 but this place is starting to give me the heebies. 758 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,544 I gotta make a call. 759 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,129 I'll catch you guys there. 760 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:38,090 - Bye, see ya. - Whatever. 761 00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,892 Why are we stopping? 762 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,770 Are we lost, huggy bear? 763 00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:51,854 Of course not. 764 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,691 I'm just figuring out the shortcut route. 765 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:58,819 Zero, it doesn't matter. 766 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:02,073 I mean, I really don't care about that soggy old party. 767 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:05,159 - It probably sucks anyway. - Zoe, we're gonna find it. 768 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,913 I would never let you down. 769 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,042 You're a dream come true. 770 00:54:17,964 --> 00:54:19,924 Okay, out! 771 00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:22,134 You heard me pinhead, get out of the car 772 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,512 before I perforate you. 773 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,018 Please, it's my mom's, she'll kill me. 774 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:36,524 Well, tell her that the Ataris say thanks for the bitchin' wheels, bitch. 775 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:39,652 Zero, don't! 776 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,321 Zero! 777 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:48,077 Oh, cuddle pupoy. 778 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:51,038 Hey, Mr. Sighvatssohn, it's Cowboy. 779 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,123 Is Bart in? 780 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:58,212 I can't understand, what? 781 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,590 Speak English, please. 782 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,720 Mr. Sighvatssohn. 783 00:55:06,387 --> 00:55:08,097 I can't understand you, speak English. 784 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,109 What? 785 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:22,278 I don't know what... 786 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,200 Mr. Sighvatssohn. 787 00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:31,120 Give me that. 788 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,707 I'm full of hate, I want to kill. 789 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:37,752 - I'm full of hate, I want to kill. - Crank it up, bitch. 790 00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:40,296 - I'm full of hate, I want to kill. - Crank it up! 791 00:55:40,296 --> 00:55:43,132 - I'm full of hate, I want to kill. - Louder! 792 00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:47,261 - I want to kill. - Louder! 793 00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:05,988 - Isn't this fun? - Sure. 794 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,369 Don't worry, smooshkins, I love you. 795 00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:16,207 Me, too. Totally. 796 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,503 But my mom is gonna wire a car battery on my testicles. 797 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,972 Hey, tadpoles, wanna ride? 798 00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,517 Yeah, where you heading? 799 00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:36,936 Well, there's this party at Jujyfruit's. 800 00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:40,231 Cool. 801 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:45,486 ♪ I'm the trash, you and me ♪ 802 00:56:45,486 --> 00:56:47,738 ♪ With a little on the graves ♪ 803 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:48,823 Ready? 804 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:51,992 Assume the position. 805 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,123 Oh, my God, have you seen Alexis lately? 806 00:56:57,123 --> 00:56:59,041 She's gained like 50 pound in a week. 807 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,418 I warned her not to stop doing Crystal. 808 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:08,884 ♪ It's in everything we do ♪ 809 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,303 Cool. 810 00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:13,806 Blood is cool. 811 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:17,226 No, honey, your tongue is cool. 812 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,523 Sick. 813 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:25,442 Glory, hallelujah, I am so polluted. 814 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,696 Awesome. 815 00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:38,873 Jujyfruit. 816 00:57:38,873 --> 00:57:41,000 Wet party, amigo. 817 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,961 - What's up, Handjob? - Me, I'm up. 818 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,379 Yeah, man, you got any more 819 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,131 of those horse tranquilizer things in there? 820 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:50,301 No, man, I took my supply before I came, 821 00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:55,347 - but I have some cataclysmic-- - Jujyfruit! 822 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,309 - So, like location of the kegger? - Um. 823 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,520 - Brewski, bro? - Yeah, sure. 824 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,106 Hey, baby. 825 00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,900 I think I stepped in dog doo. 826 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,194 Get you a beer? Score me one, too. 827 00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:10,237 Yeah, just grab as many as you can, okay? 828 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:13,866 What am I, the friggin' barmaid? Come with. Come on! 829 00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,077 Excuse me. 830 00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:19,747 Now? 831 00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:22,499 - Mel, we gotta talk. - Yeah? 832 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,213 I think we need to discuss our relationship. 833 00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:28,714 What relationship? 834 00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:35,930 Ah, Dark, baby, look, I just don't think this is the time 835 00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:37,056 or the place. 836 00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,976 Yo, Mel. 837 00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:44,146 Surf, Ski, what's up. 838 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:46,106 Same old, same old. 839 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,399 Hey, Dirk. 840 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:50,277 We haven't seen you since that time backstage 841 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,405 at the Palace after the Engorged Gonads show. 842 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:14,301 You Tarzan, me, Jane. 843 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:16,679 Oh, I can feel the vein 844 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,682 of your purple-headed monster throbbing inside me. 845 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:22,017 Supersonic. 846 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:24,103 Hey, isn't that your twin brother? 847 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,696 What? Oh, hi, sis. 848 00:59:33,696 --> 00:59:37,199 Dad said for me to remind you to mow the lawn tomorrow. 849 00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:41,036 Well, you can tell Dad 850 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,371 to kiss my grinnin' grunt lizard, all right. 851 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:46,667 No wonder I'm feeling so randy all of a sudden, come here. 852 00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:58,554 Hey, you know Alonzo DeLosa? 853 00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:00,764 That dude never shuts up. 854 01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:03,517 Well, he shagged this chick he met at Jones a couple weeks ago 855 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,686 and last Wednesday he woke up 856 01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:08,897 and his pecker was covered in itch black pus oozing sores. 857 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,357 Oh. 858 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,485 - And, plus it smelled like popcorn. - About time. 859 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:16,405 Bend over, robot. Where's Mel? 860 01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:18,115 Hey, guys, Bob's here. 861 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:19,992 Who's Bob? 862 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:22,411 That hermaphrodite porn star who can screw himself. 863 01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,246 - Oh, him? - Yeah. 864 01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:27,166 What's a hermaphrodite? 865 01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,584 Ducky, man, phone call. 866 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,627 It's your parental unit. Come on. 867 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,591 Hello? Hello? 868 01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:38,427 Hey, cutie. 869 01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:40,095 Can I jizz on your face? 870 01:00:56,779 --> 01:01:00,908 Wait a second, Dad, I can't hear you. 871 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,876 Hey, where's Lucifer going? 872 01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:18,801 I gotta leak. Major. 873 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:20,511 Okay. 874 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:50,040 Whoopsie. 875 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,043 Hi. 876 01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:55,087 Hi. 877 01:01:58,090 --> 01:02:01,552 Um, you're thing is out. 878 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:02,636 Huh? 879 01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:05,055 Oh, sorry. 880 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:07,850 Are you done? 881 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:09,852 Yeah. 882 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,604 Except, well. 883 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,315 Ew, repulso. 884 01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:18,068 I guess I'll have to use the other john. 885 01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:23,073 Excuse me. 886 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,827 So you gonna get with Surf and Ski tonight? 887 01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:29,371 I suppose. 888 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,584 Mel, are we still together or what? 889 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,212 Dark. 890 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:39,673 I just wish things weren't so messed up and confusing, that's all. 891 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,512 Oh. 892 01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,765 Can't we just leave this place? 893 01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,643 Can't we just leave this whole planet behind 894 01:02:52,019 --> 01:02:53,854 and forget about everybody and everything 895 01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:57,566 - and just like be in love and stuff. - Oh, Dark. 896 01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:01,487 Hello! Hello! 897 01:03:01,487 --> 01:03:04,656 - Put the drugs away and open up. - Dark. I... 898 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:11,997 Look, can't we just deal with this later, okay? 899 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,625 Okay? 900 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,673 I just really miss you that's all. 901 01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,928 - Hello, LAPD. - Can you hold on a minute? 902 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,558 I gotta go pee. 903 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:40,859 - Hey, sis. - What are you doing here? 904 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,738 - Hangin'. - I need air. 905 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,284 Hey, Dark, how's tricks? 906 01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,245 Hey, Zero. 907 01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:53,288 Radical party, huh? 908 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:58,418 Yeah, sure. 909 01:03:58,418 --> 01:03:59,545 Dad, slow down. 910 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:03,924 Son, I don't know how to... 911 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:05,634 Dad, what is it? 912 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,306 What is it? What's wrong? 913 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:19,731 It's-- It's your sister. 914 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:25,153 What? What's wrong, Dad? 915 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,728 Hey, Dark, have you seen Ducky? He disappeared. 916 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,772 No. 917 01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,694 I think I'm gonna bail. 918 01:05:06,153 --> 01:05:06,903 How come? 919 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,700 This party's about as fun as an ingrown butt hair. 920 01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:17,414 No! 921 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,626 Ducky! 922 01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:43,899 Grab his arm. 923 01:05:53,909 --> 01:05:56,787 1, 1000, 2, 1000, 3, 1000. 924 01:05:57,913 --> 01:06:00,791 1, 1000, Ducky. 925 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:03,543 Get me a towel. 926 01:06:07,673 --> 01:06:09,800 Ducky? 927 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:16,598 ♪ I believe there's something else ♪ 928 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:22,646 ♪ Tell the world there's someone else ♪ 929 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:27,943 ♪ Stick your fingers in your book ♪ 930 01:06:28,819 --> 01:06:33,907 ♪ Take the blood and take a look ♪ 931 01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,993 HOPE 932 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:40,622 How would you like to sit on my face 933 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,667 and cut a nice big juicy fart? 934 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:53,719 Yo, Dark. Hey. 935 01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:57,848 What's happening, Handjob? 936 01:06:58,306 --> 01:07:00,434 No poontang, that's for sure. 937 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,981 Pardon my French. 938 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,608 Hey, you need anything? 939 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,153 Up, down, all around? 940 01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:14,531 Nah, I'm blowin'. 941 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,868 It's been a gnarly day. 942 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:19,870 Oh, yeah. 943 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,080 In the last 18 hours, 944 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,041 I've seen four people get abducted by a space alien, 945 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,377 watched Ducky try to drown himself. 946 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:31,631 Plus I spent like 387 bucks on CDs at Aran's. 947 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:32,758 Kick my mom. 948 01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:36,178 Hey, what CD's you score? 949 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,222 Hey, punk, remember me? The one you sold the bad drugs to. 950 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,516 - The one you ripped off. - Elvis, baby, come on. 951 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:42,893 Where's my money, huh? 952 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,771 I got some stuff in the car, killer stuff. 953 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:48,982 - It's your gratis. - Elvis, don't! 954 01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:54,404 Elvis, Elvis! 955 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:02,746 Come on, come on, asshole, come on, come and get me. 956 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,039 Come on, big man. 957 01:08:24,351 --> 01:08:25,894 Oh, my God, Elvis. 958 01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:29,815 You're killing him. 959 01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:32,651 Stop, what's wrong with you, Elvis? 960 01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:39,699 Don't! 961 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:43,537 Stop it! 962 01:09:12,107 --> 01:09:15,026 Dear diary, what a day. 963 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:17,279 I swear I've never been so depressed 964 01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:19,739 and miserable and lonely in my entire life. 965 01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:23,910 It's like I know there's got to be somebody out there somewhere. 966 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:30,041 Just one person in this huge, horrible unhappy universe 967 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,210 that can hold me in their arms 968 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,920 and tell me everything's gonna be okay. 969 01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,802 And how long do I have to wait before that person shows up? 970 01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:46,141 I feel like I'm sinking deeper and deeper into quicksand, 971 01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:49,019 watching everyone around me 972 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:50,937 die a slow, agonizing death. 973 01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:54,608 It's like we all know 974 01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,861 way down in our souls 975 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,616 that our generation is gonna witness the end of everything. 976 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,040 You can see it in our eyes. 977 01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,001 It's in mine. Look. 978 01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:16,546 I'm doomed. 979 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:23,178 I'm only 18 years old and I'm totally doomed. 980 01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:50,056 Wait. 981 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,775 Jesus! 982 01:12:14,873 --> 01:12:15,874 Montgomery. 983 01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:23,882 The weirdest thing just happened to me. 984 01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:30,764 Well, are you gonna just stand there with your mouth hangin' open 985 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:33,224 or are you gonna let me in? 986 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:35,685 Sorry. 987 01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:44,903 Thanks. 988 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,288 So, like what happened? 989 01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:06,216 I got kidnapped by space aliens. 990 01:13:07,175 --> 01:13:08,176 Really? 991 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:11,805 And then what? 992 01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:16,518 Well, they did all these tests and experiments and stuff on me. 993 01:13:16,518 --> 01:13:20,688 And then I overheard them talking about their plan to take over the earth. 994 01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:24,317 Then I escaped. 995 01:13:24,859 --> 01:13:26,402 No way. 996 01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:28,154 Way. 997 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:30,156 Fookin' A. 998 01:13:32,951 --> 01:13:34,661 I feel strange. 999 01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:36,746 I think I'm catching a cold or something. 1000 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,206 Do you wanna, um-- 1001 01:13:38,206 --> 01:13:41,251 Is it okay if I just rest here for a while? 1002 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:44,212 I'm suddenly like so tired. 1003 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,421 Sure. 1004 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:54,139 Well aren't you gonna? 1005 01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,142 Yeah. 1006 01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:12,866 I hope you don't take this the wrong way. 1007 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:20,206 I mean, I know you and Mel are like whatever. 1008 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,292 Whatever is right. 1009 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:27,714 She's all, you know... 1010 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:35,180 It's... It's not like I'm gay or anything 1011 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,601 and I know we kinda just met, 1012 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:45,523 but I really like you a lot 1013 01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:51,112 and I think about you. 1014 01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:55,116 Me, too. 1015 01:14:56,993 --> 01:15:01,080 I mean, I feel the same about you. 1016 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:05,627 Like when I was trapped in the pod thing that the aliens held me captive in, 1017 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,088 all I could think about was what if they kill me 1018 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:15,303 and I never get to see you again. 1019 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,723 I sound retarded and pathetic, I know. 1020 01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:26,940 But all my life I've been searching 1021 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:31,194 for one special person on this awful scary planet 1022 01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,946 who I can love, 1023 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,785 who loves me for what I am. 1024 01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:43,373 That is so poetic. 1025 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,972 Is it okay if I spend the night? 1026 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,351 I really wanna sleep next to you. 1027 01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:14,362 Only if you promise to never, ever leave me. 1028 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:17,156 Deal. 1029 01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:50,440 What? 1030 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,068 Is something the matter? 1031 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,821 Montgomery. 1032 01:16:58,364 --> 01:16:59,657 Montgomery, what is it? 1033 01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:07,415 Montgomery! Montgomery! 1034 01:17:07,415 --> 01:17:10,376 Tell me what it is, please! 1035 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,378 Montgomery! 1036 01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:14,964 Montgomery! 1037 01:17:15,590 --> 01:17:17,717 Oh, my God, stop! 1038 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,638 Montgomery! Montgomery! 1039 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,103 Montgomery! 1040 01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:34,525 I'm outta here. 1041 01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:49,248 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1042 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:56,255 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1043 01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:02,845 {\an8}♪ Me and my friend were walking ♪ 1044 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,560 {\an8}♪ In the cold light of morning ♪ 1045 01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:12,647 {\an8}♪ Tears may blind the eyes ♪ 1046 01:18:13,648 --> 01:18:16,943 {\an8}♪ But the soul is not deceived ♪ 1047 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:23,074 {\an8}♪ In this world even winter ain't what it seems ♪ 1048 01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:27,787 {\an8}♪ Here come the blue skies ♪ 1049 01:18:27,787 --> 01:18:31,457 {\an8}♪ Here come the springtime ♪ 1050 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,292 {\an8}♪ When the rivers run high ♪ 1051 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:36,546 {\an8}♪ And the tears run dry ♪ 1052 01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:41,259 {\an8}♪ When everything that dies ♪ 1053 01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,636 ♪ Shall rise ♪ 1054 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:49,308 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1055 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:55,106 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1056 01:18:55,857 --> 01:19:01,070 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1057 01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:07,410 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1058 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:27,346 {\an8}♪ In our lives we hunger ♪ 1059 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:34,353 {\an8}♪ For those we cannot touch ♪ 1060 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,232 {\an8}♪ All the thoughts unuttered ♪ 1061 01:19:38,232 --> 01:19:41,360 {\an8}♪ And all the feelings unexpressed ♪ 1062 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:47,742 {\an8}♪ Play upon our hearts like the mist upon our breath ♪ 1063 01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:54,540 {\an8}♪ But awoke by grief our spirits speak ♪ 1064 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:57,418 {\an8}♪ How could you believe ♪ 1065 01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:59,837 {\an8}♪ That the life within the seed ♪ 1066 01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:03,674 {\an8}♪ That grew arms that reached ♪ 1067 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,844 {\an8}♪ And a heart that beat ♪ 1068 01:20:06,844 --> 01:20:11,641 {\an8}♪ And lips that smiled and eyes that cried ♪ 1069 01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:14,685 {\an8}♪ Could ever die ♪ 1070 01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:17,688 {\an8}♪ Here come the blue skies ♪ 1071 01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:20,566 {\an8}♪ Here come the springtime ♪ 1072 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:26,614 {\an8}♪ When the rivers run high and tears run dry ♪ 1073 01:20:26,948 --> 01:20:33,913 {\an8}♪ When everything that dies shall rise ♪ 1074 01:20:33,913 --> 01:20:37,708 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1075 01:20:39,585 --> 01:20:44,924 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1076 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:51,514 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1077 01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:58,020 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1078 01:20:59,272 --> 01:21:03,693 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1079 01:21:05,403 --> 01:21:10,950 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1080 01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:17,832 {\an8}♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1081 01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:24,547 {\an8}♪ Is stronger than death ♪ 1082 01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:31,429 {\an8}♪ Shall rise ♪ 1083 01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:37,768 {\an8}♪ Shall rise ♪ 1084 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,525 {\an8}♪ Shall rise ♪ 1085 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:51,240 {\an8}♪ Shall rise ♪ 1086 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,127 No!